bitchville's thoughts of theory//big bang

  1. Hitler only had one testicle - war medic

    stereotypecaster:

    noahkai:

    typeset:

    onionvolcano:

    peterwknox:

    muppetpants:

    pterodactyls:

    up-schist-creek:

    tristanjay7:

    Medic confesses he gave Hitler the reicharound. (via planettampon)

    I did Nazi that one coming.

    Anne Frankly, neither did I.

    It’s likely Hitler battled to keep his bulge mysterious.

    The medic had only one final solution.

    At least there was a happy ending, when Hitler shouted “I’m going to kampf!”

    Hilter was upset when he had to drop the bomb.

    It must’ve hurt to lose his kristallnacht.

    The British soldiers back in WWII had a song for Hitler, they sang;


    Hitler has only got one ball,
    The other is on the kitchen wall,
    His mother, the dirty bugger,
    Chopped it off when he was small.

    lulz.

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      The version of the song I was told by my grandparents: “Hitler – has only got one ball, The other is in the Albert Hall....
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      The British soldiers back in WWII had a song for Hitler, they sang; Hitler has only got one ball, The other is on the...
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      It must’ve hurt to lose his kristallnacht.
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      Hilter was upset when he had to drop the bomb.
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      At least there was a happy ending, when Hitler shouted “I’m going to kampf!”
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      Hitler was also taking heroin to battle the onset of Parkinson’s near the end of the war. (according to History Channel)
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      I bet the seamen knew. This isn’t proper, I know.
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      Anne Frankly, neither did I.
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      I did Nazi that one coming.
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